Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Blood

Does anyone else feel queasy when they get blood drawn? Just knowing what's going on over there grosses me out to the point where I feel nauseous. The weird part is that I am totally fine watching someone else get blood drawn, it's only an issue when it's me.

That probably won't bode so well with the whole being pregnant thing... As I recall, once you get knocked up, all medical professionals suddenly become ravenous vampires that are hell bent on draining you at every opportunity. Not fun.

I'm also trying out a new OB - I used the same Dr. for my first two pregnancies, but was not impressed last time, so this time around I'm trying someone new. She came highly recommended by friends and that was good enough for me. On a side note, what's up with male obstetricians? They skeeve me out in the worst way... what type of man would choose that as a profession? They may all joke about it, but the ones that really go for it must be a special kind of perverted. I'm sorry, but if you are a dude, you have no business elbow deep in vag all day. And don't even get me started on birthing babies. If you've never given birth and lack the capability to give birth, you have no idea what it's like and therefore when in labor I don't give a damn what you have to say. Tell me not to scream and to breathe through it... let me slowly cut your balls off with a dull knife and we'll see if you can breathe through it without screaming....

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